"Does Costa Rica have beaches?" - Maggie (2 years ago)
"Colton, look! There are cows in the road!" - the whole group
"Those are Holsteins. I don't deal with those." - Colton
"Okay, guys. Look at that bird in the tree with the leaves over there." - Beto (our guide)
"Look at that beautiful bird which has just flown away!" - Beto
"Because we're men." - the boys in our group
"Don't pull a Leeker." - everyone
"Mejenga! Mejenga!" - Beto
"It smells like peanuts but tastes like cheese." - Olivia
"Canadians." - Ben
"Oh! This is an . . . it was an egg." - Beto
Scene setup: Olivia, Maggie, and Callie had a toilet that wasn't flushing properly. They forced Maggie to call the front desk to ask for help. Here is what she said:
"Necesito ayudar con el baño." Translation: I need to help with the bathroom.
"Look! Old people! I've never seen them in the wild before." - Sienna
"Jesus blows my mind, dude." - Clay
"Here's a good idea. Let's take this classic American song and play it on the pan flute." - Miss Marten (referring to the music playing in our hotel)
"Fajitas." - Callie
Beto: "Okay, this right here is an orchid. It comes from the Greek work "orqui." Does anyone know
what it means?"
Miss Marten: "Orgy?"
Beto: "No."
Everyone: "Miss Marten! Get your mind out of the gutter!"
Beto: "Okay guys, it actually means 'testicle' in Greek."
Miss Marten: "See? I was close."
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